Does This Pass Safety Standards?

This probably took his mind off the race...

cool picture> cool nice words

no really, they're running off the page! lol

Words cannot describe the cuteness

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house. 3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! 4. A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.) 5. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 6. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’, which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ – that will bring on No. 7). 7. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying, “F– YOU!” 8. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to No. 4. 9. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “Fine”. Send this link to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this link to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because we know it’s true!

Okay so they aren’t all new for 2011 but the list should still manage to crack a smile on most people’s faces. * TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible. * SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves. * SALMON DAY The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. * CUBE FARM An office filled with cubicles. * PRAIRIE DOGGING When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and people’s heads pop up over the walls to see what’s going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.) * SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person. * SWAMP DONKEY A deeply unattractive person.. * AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a ‘black box’. * PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. * OH-NO SECOND That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you’ve just made a BIG mistake. (e.g. You’ve hit ‘reply all’). * GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. * MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. Extremely impressive when viewed from the outside but there’s actually naught in there worth seeing. * MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: ‘Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!’. * MYSTERY BUS The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you’re in the toilet after your 10th pint and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. * TART FUEL Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women. * TRAMP STAMP Tattoo on a female. * PICASSO BUM A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she’s got 4 buttocks.

there are no words to explain this image lol

THESE PHOTOS THERE ARE NO NEEDS FOR WORDS #1

The truth about life in few words...

as the saying goes, 1 pic = 1000 words

I'M NOT EVEN CANADIAN AND THIS MADE ME CRY. I'm going to punch cancer in the fucking face.

Couldn't say it better myself.

A picture worth a million words

I have no clue what this is

Hey where is my friends...where they go