he will never forget you

The funniest shit I saw was my boss running the hell out of his office not saying anything to anybody or caring about their safety.

guess she will never miss a bus

These are just a few examples of what they can do when you're not looking! You can never trust kids when they're alone.

How dumb can you be!

Either he forgot to put on his pants, Or he honestly thinks he looks good in speedos.

You will never leave the house drunk again

This plane will never fly:)

Picture of a sign I saw on vacation in Jamaica

Even if the odds are all against you, never give up! There's always the chance that things may go your way.

Well I'm sure there's a bunch of boyfriends out there who will totally agree with this statement!

Me in the afterlife, if I'm lucky (that is) ...

When life has you by the head, literally, hold on tight, you always stand a fighting chance as long as you never give up.

With so many idiots in the world, hey, you never know.

Well at least you'll be a bit more organized when you're taking your morning shower! I wonder if this is actually a real product?

Definitely one of Santa's more uncomfortable moments!