9 Reasons Why You Should Drink At This Bar

1. No one will kill you for not drinking beer. 2. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex. 3. Beer has never caused a major war. 4. They don’t force beer on minors who can’t think for themselves. 5. When you have beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away. 6. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of beer. 7. You don’t have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second beer. 8. There are laws saying that beer labels can’t lie to you. 9. You can prove you have a beer. 10. If you’ve devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you

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Here are some important facts about Tsunamis and how they are formed. A tsunami is a series of sea waves. Tsunami comes from the Japanese word for harbor wave. Tsunamis are created through undersea disturbances (like earthquakes and volcanoes). Tsunami waves can be very long (as much as 60 miles, or 100 kilometers) and be as far as one hour apart. Most tsunamis, about 80 percent, happen within the Pacific Oceans Ring of Fire, a geologically active area where tectonic shifts make volcanoes and earthquakes common. Flooding can reach land 1000 feet (300 meters) from the coastline and the dangerous waves have enough force to lift giant boulders, flip vehicles, and demolish houses. The destructive force of a tsunami comes not from the height of the wave, but from the volume of water moving. It is as if the ocean floods the coast, smashing everything in its path, and then just as quickly recedes. The state at the highest risk of a tsunami is Hawaii. Hawaii is struck about once a year, with a particularly damaging one every seven years.

I’m definitely having one of those.

I wonder how often he gets pulled over.

We can put a man on the moon, but we can't do this!

Throw in a large pizza and a big old jug of Cherry Dr. Pepper and I think we have a winner.