All daddy wanted

Who knew kids were so smart? Mommy and Daddy must be wrestling to make those noises!

This is a new story straight from the vine. According to sources, the buzz around the street is saying that Princess Diana wanted to bed David Hasselhoff. If you aren't familiar with Hasselhoff, he was the one who played in Baywatch. David Hasselhoff said: "She was smitten with me since I was so tall. I was smitten with her since she was so tall. But she was married and so was I. I probably would have gone after her if circumstances had been different. In the end, I just wanted to be a friend and to hang out with her." Good ol' Hasselhoff was quite the womanizer or Princess Diana wasn't getting the satisfaction out of Prince Charles.

Pornography or evidence of rape, depending on how you interpret the metaphor.

My daddys blowing out all those candles put him outta breath.

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Too bad he doesnt look like his mom!

Me holding a cute baby.

My mom holding a cute baby.