Attention Horse

You want to ride it? Lets go. Very big horse cock.

That's the way you should ride a horse

Also if eat i see what are you doing. Be affraid.

I guess you should never pass a truck on the right hand side. Maybe just don't pass this guy at all.

What new bride wouldnt want several years worth of your husband's salary as a stylistic weaponized bond of love?

This Cowboys fan truly has his priorities at the stadium figured out. Sometimes the game is just not that important.

I’m not sure she is hot enough to be holding that If You’re Rich, I’m Your Bitch sign… do you?

You can just imagine the sky-shattering cry erupting from this little dude's lungs.