Biker Always on the Go

I guess you should never pass a truck on the right hand side. Maybe just don't pass this guy at all.

Im not so sure that the guy on the sign is trying to “pet” that sheep

Yea. That would save my life for sure. Haha!

She likes having balls near her mouth at all times.

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Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.

You can just imagine the sky-shattering cry erupting from this little dude's lungs.

And that's how you turn into Homer Simpson's doppelganger. Take the stairs, fatty!