Cubicle Costume

15% off?! They should charge 15% extra for that. Now I don't have to do it myself.

This kid wins Halloween big time.

Hide your children! Sexy Mrs. Potato Head is on the loose.

So this is where they got the name hot dog from? I just hope this doesn’t make anyone hungry.

Probably the most badass tattoo. Ever.

Glad it's not just me! Don't ever remember having to get my jaws around one of these babies. Reality sucks.

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.

Here is what you paid for in 2009, if you paid your federal taxes. (And made $34,000, so yeah, adjust.) I would like a thank you note from everyone who enjoyed a Yellowstone vacay last year on my $7.