Human Chair

This is a good chart to share with your mom if she's in any of these professions.

Assuming your wrist is cleaner than your hand. I've never seen this before.

Yes tractor is offroad vehicle but not climbing machine.

Go ahead, take one - it's free, but don't eat it.

There are a thousand uses for the infamous penis pillow.

Just another day in the life of the world's awesomest dude and his canine companion.

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.

This was definitely intentional. Well done.