Inappropriately Slutty Halloween Costume

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.

A bunch of trees getting down to business. I feel so dirty after looking at these. :D

It's a half police car and half taxi that hopes to discourage anyone from drinking and driving.

I have a really reallly really dirty mind.

Roll away, biker guy! All his life he's on wheels.

I don't want to ruin it for anyone, so find it.

Assuming your wrist is cleaner than your hand. I've never seen this before.

This is a good chart to share with your mom if she's in any of these professions.