Jealous Girlfriend Spray Paints Boyfriends Car Because Of Pippa Middleton’s Ass

Photo of a girl staring at her friends fake boobs

Get that banana out of there i have some dipin to do.

This is funny in some way!

You better start ducking and diving when you venture out in that shirt that only you thinks is cool because the fashion police might just be around the next corner and your ass is going directly to jail. Yes the shirt really is that bad and the shoes, well they’d get you at least a fine

I showed this to my girlfriend, she paused and said, “You can bring in bread?”

If this woman was your wife or girlfriend would you dare sleep with her sister?

You’re more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. Oh yeah I just quoted The Hangover.

This security guard comes up with a clever way to sleep on the job.