John Lemon

US presidential nominee John McCain does his best zombie impression during the most recent debate.

Okay, so it sounds a lot worse then it really is. Truth be told, both singers are down and out to laryngitis. John Mayer has cancelled one of his concerts and has decided to refund his guests because he has lost his voice. Reports on Jessica Simpson are suggesting she has lost her voice completely, as well. All much to coincidental, so its safe to suggest Mayer has infected Simpson or vice versa! Hopefully both celebrities recover quickly and lets hope they didn't catch anything else from each other!

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