Michael Cera Gets Jerseyfied

After a wonderful Olympics and setting an example for the United States, Phelps shows his true colors by smoking up. Once a good role model becomes quite the horrible one.

I'm fairly sure this picture is completely fake, but if it isn't it might make you second guess Michael Jackson. The way he is holding that peice of bread isn't exactly right. I'll give Jackson the benefit of the doubt and assume this picture is fake, but if not, he's definitely a pedophile.

The Ninja Turtles offering some relationship advice.

Looks like our answer for time travel has arrived!

Jessica grabs Maria Manounos' butt at the Golden Globes and is quoted saying, "the tush on that one is out of this world!".

That's where your tax dollars go!

A riot officer gets a face full during a protest against falling milk prices outside the E.U.'s headquarters in Brussels.

Paris hilton has been officially arrested for DUI charges and it looks like she didn't go without a fight (according to the picture above). Thats right, drinking and driving. LAPD pulled her car over after they noticed Paris driving quite wildly. After review, the LAPD made her take an alcohol test where she ended up blowing a 0.08, which is the minimum level for a DUI charge in California. First Mel Gibson gets the DUI and now Paris Hilton. Obviously Gibson received worse treatment in the media for being drunk, but as you can see, this is a fairly normal thing in Hollywood and the rest of the world. People get drunk and act stupid, its clearly normal, so there is no point in ruining careers over it.