Perfect Panties

Ur-ine in your car, ur-ine the shower, ur-ine the park – Pee dilemma? No worries, you can now consult this simple flow chart for all your pee needs.

This was definitely intentional. Well done.

Every time i take the subway i forget to take my 8-armed friend.

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.

Sometimes the five second rule can be a little ambiguous depending upon “where it lands”. So here’s a chart to help you determine whether that last scrumptious bite can be salvaged.

Here is what you paid for in 2009, if you paid your federal taxes. (And made $34,000, so yeah, adjust.) I would like a thank you note from everyone who enjoyed a Yellowstone vacay last year on my $7.

It's a half police car and half taxi that hopes to discourage anyone from drinking and driving.

This security guard comes up with a clever way to sleep on the job.