Real Ninja Turtle

Apparently he’s now 6 feet tall and knows karate.

So this is where they got the name hot dog from? I just hope this doesn’t make anyone hungry.

Probably the most badass tattoo. Ever.

Glad it's not just me! Don't ever remember having to get my jaws around one of these babies. Reality sucks.

That dog is really attached to his owner.

You better start ducking and diving when you venture out in that shirt that only you thinks is cool because the fashion police might just be around the next corner and your ass is going directly to jail. Yes the shirt really is that bad and the shoes, well they’d get you at least a fine

Spotted on the street in San Jose, presumably parking their go-karts. Local turtle rescue centers are on high alert.

I hope this is a Photoshop, otherwise someone out there has some real issues.