Ron Washington Halloween Costume

Hide your children! Sexy Mrs. Potato Head is on the loose.

Halloween is Coming! These days, we either equate Halloween with kids seeking candy or girls using the day as an excuse to dress like prostitutes. But there's a lot more to this mysterious celebration than that.

There is something unavoidably creepy about this. Also: why the mic?

15% off?! They should charge 15% extra for that. Now I don't have to do it myself.

I'm guessing by how basic this math test is, certainly a more appropriate name for a test for kids this age is in order!

I guess this chick wanted to look good for the emergency vehicles.

Check out the second picture!!

I don't want to ruin it for anyone, so find it.