Shut Up and Take My Candy!

One thing is for sure, if you really got a hankering for some skittles you're gonna be pretty disappointed when all you get is some ink spray and loud sirens.

The coolest part about this hairstyle is that whenever you're craving candy, you can just rip a piece off!

MY DOG GIVING THE CANDY AWAY OR SCARING SOME LITTLE ONES

This is one funny story!

We all have that friend who just talks way too much. I'm sure most of us have felt like doing this during those times!

You can always count on a blonde to pull something like this off! Taking a picture isn't that complicating, is it?

Now this is just taking laziness to a whole new level!

Learn the 7 different ways to take a piss (men only)! Now you’ll know the correct lingo……..post fap shotgun LOL

Now this is a pretty easy way to take the dog for a walk. You can just sit comfortable the whole time!

Shut Up And Take My Money!! Shut Up And Take My Money!!

Good luck driving through this traffic jam. These sheep totally take over the road!

Well at least they give you the choice. It may be in your best interests to not take the chance though!

Is it a tiger or is it a squirrel? Either way, I hope I never run into one of these!

Funny, intelligent story made of candy bars.

Never piss off the candy bear mafia