Siri Is Horny

Gotta love the white pantys!

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I Guess the CBI Will Held SIRI responsible for helping criminals.

The poor guy can't get a break since the whole Monica situation.

Photo of girl with pink armpit hair

I'd wanted to fuck my boss for the longest time. Wolfgang was tall and well built - he wasn't like the pretty boys I usually went for - and I had an uncontrollable animal attraction to him. I knew he wanted to fuck me from the first day I'd met him, but I held back for months, not wanting to mix business with pleasure. One hot Munich evening we'd finished work and Wolfgang and I were walking towards the U-Bahn together. As we passed an FKK Club he stopped dead in his tracks. "What have you stopped for I said?" "Lets go in" he said, and that was it. I stopped fighting my desire for him right then and there. Neither of us needed to say any more, we both just couldn't wait to fuck. We quickly paid our admission and rushed into the changing area and started ripping each others clothes off. There were a few other guys there, and sensing that I didn't want to be watched, Wolfgang led me into a small out of order sauna room that was empty. Wolfgang was clearly very turned on by the sight of my naked body. He was fully erect and his cock was huge! I sat on the bench and Wolfgang immediately kneeled down in front of me. He spread my legs and started licking away at my pussy. Then he slid his tongue inside and o my god, it was haven! I was already ready to cum, but just as he saw my eyes roll back he stopped abruptly. "Fuck me now." I begged. I'd longed for his cock for so long and I was just dying to feel it inside me. With my command he pushed his cock into my pussy. It was so big it hurt at first, but he pushed his cock slowly whilst I groaned with equal pain and pleasure. As my pussy became more receptive of his huge cock he started fucking me faster. Then he grabbed the sides of my hips and picked me up. He sat down on the bench and had me sitting on top facing him. He placed his hands on my butt and started fucking his cock into my pussy faster and harder. I felt an orgasm coming again. Seeing my face turning red again he started fucking me even harder. "Fuck I'm gonna cum, please don't stop!" I cried. Then suddenly I felt it coming, my pussy contracting and squeezing onto his cock still ramming into me. "God I'm coming now!" I moaned out load. My pussy exploded, my thick juices squirting out and flowing down his cock. I saw his face turning red and I knew he was cumming too. "I'm gonna cum now, hold on!" he cried. I felt his orgasm as his cock squirted its cum into my tight pussy. I felt what seemed like endeless streams of hot cum shooting into my pussy. But he was not finished, his cock was still rock hard and he continued to fuck me. I could not believe it, this guy is a the best fuck I've ever had. His cock was still an rock hard and he continued to fuck me at the same dizzying pace. Before I knew it I was getting ready for a second orgasm. He looked me straight in the eye as he fucked me hard and slow. Seeing that I was about to cum again, he slowed his cock right down. "Why are you slowing down, keep going!" I cried. He started fucking me hard, but just as I was about to hit my climax, he slowed his thrusts down again. I was deliriously horny and his slow and long strokes only made me hornier. I could see he was incredibly close to exploading again as well. That sent me over the edge and within seconds my climax came again and my pussy exploded. My squeezing down hard on his cock was more than he could handle. He let out a loud series of moans and his cock squirted more of his manhood into me. He thrusted his cock into me several more times to squeeze out the remaining cum. His cock was finally soft and he pulled it out. "Wow, that was amazing." He said. "Yeah, it was" I replied. At that point I realised that a few guys were watching us through the window wanking off at the sight of us going at it like crazy. "Want to come back to my place?" Wolfgang said. I did, I didn't want anyone else, all I wanted was Wolfgang and I couldn't wait to spend a whole night being fucked senseless by him. This was the most amazing sex I'd ever had and I didn't ever want it to end!

there is nothing on the other side you horny grandpa

This snowman is anatomically correct. ROFL

LOL, she has worked out too much. :D

I don't know if this is real or not but it's definitely very creepy! That's quite an evil look he's got going!

Here is funny junk part 1, also known as random shit part 1. It's a huge picture with really funny junk in it! Part 2 is coming soon...

This is the ultimate act of laziness!

With Easter upon us, there’s no better way to celebrate than with a gallery of funny egg art! Happy Easter!

very funny dogs the planet

Just a warning to any drivers out there... pedestrians MAY be carrying beer, try your best to keep it safe!