Something Looks Out of Place Here

She's so gorgeous and blonde.

Cantonese Chinese translation is “No puppy flavored ice cream”. Guess I'll have to order a chocolate kitten cone instead.

Great, breakfast will never be the same for me again.

I could think of 20 things she is doing, most of them crude, but the truth is she’s probably just got an itchy ring!

So would you run out of the bathroom before you even pulled your pants back up?

There are a thousand uses for the infamous penis pillow.

Make sure to retract your claws before using the urinal.

Check out the second picture!!