The Sexy Shower Curtain Every Guy Should Have

Why would you want shampoo in a bottle when you can have shampoo in boobs? The ultimate gift for everyone.

Ur-ine in your car, ur-ine the shower, ur-ine the park – Pee dilemma? No worries, you can now consult this simple flow chart for all your pee needs.

You may recognize some of these pictures because well, they’re some of the best lingerie shots of all time.

Here are some important facts about Tsunamis and how they are formed. A tsunami is a series of sea waves. Tsunami comes from the Japanese word for harbor wave. Tsunamis are created through undersea disturbances (like earthquakes and volcanoes). Tsunami waves can be very long (as much as 60 miles, or 100 kilometers) and be as far as one hour apart. Most tsunamis, about 80 percent, happen within the Pacific Oceans Ring of Fire, a geologically active area where tectonic shifts make volcanoes and earthquakes common. Flooding can reach land 1000 feet (300 meters) from the coastline and the dangerous waves have enough force to lift giant boulders, flip vehicles, and demolish houses. The destructive force of a tsunami comes not from the height of the wave, but from the volume of water moving. It is as if the ocean floods the coast, smashing everything in its path, and then just as quickly recedes. The state at the highest risk of a tsunami is Hawaii. Hawaii is struck about once a year, with a particularly damaging one every seven years.

How NOT to take a sexy self shot mirror pic…

A bunch of trees getting down to business. I feel so dirty after looking at these. :D

I have a really reallly really dirty mind.

This is a pretty helpful sign. I’m sure it was installed to the benefit of some rowdy college students or Spring Breakers. Although…it almost looks like you could make it into the pool. What do you think? I’d give it a shot.