Wanna hear one joke ?

Well that's just one nosey dog. I'm sure he really didn't know what he was getting himself into there!

"You tell anyone about this and I'll end you..."

cute doggy wants to kiss you xD

it looks like a dry cleaners, why would they wanna be your dog? lol

wanna big kitty sandwich for home?

It's alright man, my phone has terrible reception too!

Hey im serius dont look me im ready to kill this cat ! :)

One really cute puppy for a dinner

Wanna play the guitar now? :D

how is the feeling to drive such a car

Well there's not point in yelling right into his ear. He's right beside you!

if i must stay one more hour in class i will kill myself

come on , i want play with you

Dog , hair , want , refund , now

Hopefully you didn't want it that