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I'm guessing this sign in Nagoya, Japan meant to say it's dangerous inside.

Im not so sure that the guy on the sign is trying to “pet” that sheep

Ur-ine in your car, ur-ine the shower, ur-ine the park – Pee dilemma? No worries, you can now consult this simple flow chart for all your pee needs.

Every time i take the subway i forget to take my 8-armed friend.

DC has officially licensed the 1966 Batmobile for full-scale production. At the bargain basement price of $150,000, you too can own your own street-legal, fire-exhaust spewing, crime fighting pimpmobile, cheesy puns not included.

If you ever wanted to increase your chances of having a heart attack, here's the perfect place to visit.

It's a half police car and half taxi that hopes to discourage anyone from drinking and driving.

I have a really reallly really dirty mind.