What Your Pants Say About You

All your cocaine facts in one handy infographic.

Halloween is Coming! These days, we either equate Halloween with kids seeking candy or girls using the day as an excuse to dress like prostitutes. But there's a lot more to this mysterious celebration than that.

Check out the second picture!!

Well the sign says you can so it must be right.

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.

This photo is the perfect Twilight Saga summary.

Here's one way easy way to sneak a kiss from a beautiful blonde. Nice trick!

Now why would they use flip-flops to make a lazy alien?