Yo Mama Jokes

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.

It's a half police car and half taxi that hopes to discourage anyone from drinking and driving.

'Never used.' Can't beat that.

Yes tractor is offroad vehicle but not climbing machine.

There are a thousand uses for the infamous penis pillow.

Just another day in the life of the world's awesomest dude and his canine companion.

Ur-ine in your car, ur-ine the shower, ur-ine the park – Pee dilemma? No worries, you can now consult this simple flow chart for all your pee needs.

You can just imagine the sky-shattering cry erupting from this little dude's lungs.