What Do Your Dreams Mean?

Business cards are so passé. It's all about the way you wear your pants

Well the sign says you can so it must be right.

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.

Here's one way easy way to sneak a kiss from a beautiful blonde. Nice trick!

Now why would they use flip-flops to make a lazy alien?

When you were a kid, did you ever try to find the end of a rainbow, but fail to locate it? Here's what really lies at the end of a rainbow; decide for yourself if it's worth seeking out.

I'm guessing by how basic this math test is, certainly a more appropriate name for a test for kids this age is in order!

Here is what you paid for in 2009, if you paid your federal taxes. (And made $34,000, so yeah, adjust.) I would like a thank you note from everyone who enjoyed a Yellowstone vacay last year on my $7.