Universal Bathroom

So would you run out of the bathroom before you even pulled your pants back up?

Make sure to retract your claws before using the urinal.

Now that looks scarry to me.

Didn't think that design through, did you but at least there's enough there for even the most clumsy kid to hang their coat on.

There's never a school of sharks when you need one.

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.

Halloween is Coming! These days, we either equate Halloween with kids seeking candy or girls using the day as an excuse to dress like prostitutes. But there's a lot more to this mysterious celebration than that.

Heidi Montag struggled to contain herself in Costa Rica last week -- when the reality star's bikini top happened to collapse under the pressure of a G-cup-sized breast