Sand That Never Gets Wet!

Imagine having this rooster as your alarm clock every morning? That would get you out of bed quick!

With just over a day left in 2009, here's a look at some of the ridiculous events which set this year apart from the rest.

This truck driver obviously doesn't know much about gravity after watching this dump attempt.

You know you've had a few too many drinks when you start doing things like this! At least he's getting a good meal in him.

Looks like this kitty really wants to be a dog deep down inside. It's funny how after he gets caught barking, he goes right back to meowing!

I guess this is the reason why some women stay single and why the dog is a man's best friend!

Footage from a pool party at The University of Arizona. Some guy tries to man-handle his girlfriend in front of 3,000 or more college students, it doesn't turn out pretty.

Someone should have told this guy that 'roids don't act as a protective helmet.

This guy gives some cop the finger and gets his ass beaten with a nightstick!

Well at least he's one tough kid and walks it off! Trusting his friends with this stunt probably wasn't the best idea though.

If mom tells you to get off the laptop, make sure you get off it! This kid pays the price.

Unless you want to turn into a ball of fire... like this guy.

Probably not the safest way to get down a sand dune...

How can you make a simple prank better? Get that guy getting pranked involved and turn it all around! Warning: some harsh language.

Now this is what happens when young pop stars drop out of school. The Bieb hasn't even heard of Germany before!