Video:Man Fits 800 Straws in His Mouth

These chicks give their response to the Lonely Island's hit song 'Jizz In My Pants'.

For everyone who hates these talking Fish, here's a way to make things a little more entertaining.

Watch this monkey literally piss in his own mouth. I don't think I've seen anyone or any animal pee in their own mouth before.

Monkey pee in his mouth

This bird seems to have a very bad case of "potty mouth". It's hilarious though!

Apparently he can swallow an entire watermelon.

Even at his age he still has some pretty smooth moves. Showing the kids how it's done!

While his daughters sing a cover of Justin Bieber's 'Baby', this dad brings back some of his old school dance moves.

A good old-fashioned eating contest between man and dog. Who's your money on?

Who knew monkey's took trash so seriously? I guess he didn't like being on camera.

He sure has great voice, someone give this man a job, so he won't be homeless.

It usually takes Wu Tang nine people to do that. That's so lazy.

Sonic finishes the game in seconds. Fast Move!

what an ass-face. This is even more impressive than his 207 rushing yards against the Seahawks in 2009.