Dumbest Petty Thief Alive?

This guy is definitely not the brightest bulb!

Ok, so he's not really stealing bikes, but still you'd think someone would act concerned wouldn't you? Well, maybe more people would if there wasn't a camera guy standing right there filming it...

An unlucky thief gets knocked out cold by a badass customer!

Definitely not your everyday kind of robbery... this thief actually starts to cry!

Now this guy is a true moron! Maybe next time he'll think of wearing a belt. Criminals definitely get dumber each day!

These guys go to elaborate lengths to get back at a late night bike thief. You almost feel sorry for him by the end!

Of all the places to steal a car from, doing it in front of a news crew and cops probably isn't the best idea.

Bob Arno, who is considered the master thief of Europe, displays some impressive pickpocketing skills.