Wannabe Ninja Waitress Totally Fails

Well, it wasn't Eminem, but a horse name Slim Shady decides to lay out a flying kick on an unsuspecting cameraman. He ended up being alright!

This ninja shows off his secret techniques. Seriously, would you want to face off against him? Seems like he means business!

Diamond Dave shows off some of his best ninja moves! Are you ready?!?

Now this is just an adorable video. A sneaky duck goes into stealth mode and stalks this guy at a park.

A wannabe ninja hides at the top of his garage and scares the crap out of his roommate.

Claude, a 6 year-old black bear from a Hiroshima zoo, shows off some fancy ninja skills.

I don't want to be home alone with this cat. Looks like he has something evil planned!

This girl uses her ninja hand puppet to put on an awesome martial arts display.

Cafeteria security is just no match for this ninja!

I bet this cat plays Fruit Ninja better than you. Maybe next year an iPad will be a good holiday gift for your pet!

A dad and his two kids find themselves in an epic ninja battle. The dad didn't have a chance...

Anyone who's a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will get a laugh out of this. Where did all those pizzas come from?!?

Someone in Hollywood should seriously hire this guy. Check out this ninja landing after crashing into a truck.

These guys do an awesome job re-creating the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles opening theme.

What if Quentin Tarantino decided to use the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as his main stars in Reservoir Dogs? Looks like it would have been just as awesome!